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Intern CRMEver notice how dogs turn their heads to the side when they’re trying really hard to figure something out? Well here’s the scientific answer.
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‘Four Christmases’ Tops At Box Office
Posted on December 1, 2008 by Intern CRM
Hey kids! This box full of shit also works as a metaphor!
I blame myself. That’s right. I - like most of Idiot America - went to see Four Christmases this weekend with my girlfriend. I’m nothing if not a good boyfriend. She wanted to see it and as you know, I’m a sucker for a good Romantic Comedy. I saw Made of Honor in theaters. I recently viewed The Holiday. I’ve seen Love Actually a million times. I’m a little girl. Whatever.
Four Christmases sucked balls. It was horrendous. There was one funny part that wasn’t in the commercials. And that’s not saying much, because the commercials weren’t very funny. The one humorous part involved Jon Favreau and his wife playing Taboo.
But do you think the sold out, 400 seat theatre was quiet? Nooooo. The place was packed full of idiots laughing their asses off. It made me sick. There was one guy sitting right behind me who thought the movie was just about the funniest thing he’d ever seen. These people were dying when Vince Vaughn fell off the roof of his father’s house. Not that they hadn’t seen the exact scene 100 times previously on television. People would have thrown up from laughing so hard if someone had put a rerun of America’s Funniest Home Videos on.
I should have known when - I am not making this up - people were laughing at the Frank-fucking-Caliendo DirectTV-Seinfeld-commercial before the previews. Holy shit does that guy suck. And so does every person who thinks Frank Caliendo is funny.
Filed under: Non-MLB | Tagged: Let's go to the movies! | 21 Comments »
Weis-Watch ‘08
Posted on December 1, 2008 by Intern CRM
Want to know why Charlie Weis’ job is in jeopardy? Bad attitude. He may or may not suck as a head coach, but that’s neither here nor there.
H/T: WhaleWatch.com
Filed under: Non-MLB | Tagged: Weis-Watch '08 | 2 Comments »
No-sh*t-quitor
Posted on December 1, 2008 by Intern CRM
Big props go out to People Magazine who go the scoop of hot tasty scoops. Follow the jump for the secret to success. Read more »
Filed under: Non-MLB | Tagged: pop-tarts are delicious | 22 Comments »
First!
Posted on December 1, 2008 by Intern CRM
I’ll tell you what this blog needs - a Charlie Weis update! He told a recruit he’s returning. Huzzah! Urban Meyer just kicked some dirt and let out an audible, “Darn!”
Filed under: Non-MLB | Tagged: Media sensations, What the kids want to read about | 3 Comments »
Distractico Does It Again
Posted on December 1, 2008 by romanwarhelmet
I am done with Plaxico Burress. As I waited for all the details pour in on Saturday, including my nervous phone call to Monkeykong which included two shot jokes in three sentences, I felt that the Super Bowl run was now over. But as I thought about it and then watched the Champs dismantle another “good” team, I realized they don’t need him. Plaxico is one of those players who needs everyone’s constant attention. It is good when he needs double coverage in the field opening up the offense. It is bad when you have your friend and teammate trying to cover up your mess and possibly putting himself in a position he never would have been without you.
Plax is Plax. Steve Smith told us that earlier in the season. For all the talent and all the attributes that make him a special football player, he ruins it it because Plax always needs to be Plax. He has to be a difficult teammate. He has to follow his own rules. He can’t be content being paid a ridiculous amount of money to play wide receiver for a World Championship football team. He is the only player on a defending Super Bowl Champion that has the Super Bowl hangover. Think about that. You see it with whole teams. Players leave. Players get paid. Players get comfortable. The hunger is gone. With 52 other guys on the team that is not the case. With Plax it is. It is sad. Read more »
Filed under: Team Advice | Tagged: Plaxico Burress, World Champion New York Football Giants | 33 Comments »
NickP-quitur
Posted on December 1, 2008 by NickP
The more video I see of Delonte West, the more convinced I become that this man needs his own television show. His sense of comedic timing is unmatched by any professional athlete I’ve ever seen.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Delonte West, NickP-quitur, Swaaamp Thaaang! | 28 Comments »
